Tuesday, November 22, 2005


Human and I have just been to the beach.

Some kind of artist she is... so I am the artist's assistant. I just had to wander around and check that all the hills hoists were standing up straight.

Felt like a big dog, I did, I did.
First Blog posting ever!
Now lets get into business... there is a cat in my backyard, its black and white and fluffy... and i'm scared of it. Yes, me a dog, scared of a cat. Ive had some bad experiences... when I was first taken home from the pound (I spent my first 20 weeks of my life there), I was greeted by a fat yellow budgie. Its usual to try and make friends with flatmates asap, but I ended up being attacked by this violent creature. I may be deceptively cute... but it's nothing compared to this attack budgie.

Then, a year later, my human moved into a house with a cat. Falling for my trusting instincts again, I tried to make friends and ended up with a scratch on my nose and deep psychological scars. This was one evil cat... it would hunt me down, not satisfied until I had left the house.

Anyway, back to this black and white cat. My human is outside now, scratching behind its ears, while it purrs affectionately; but I know that its really looking at me, waiting til it wins over my human. Then she will call me over to say hi to the cute little pussy... and it will pounce and shred me to pieces.

How do you get rid of unwanted cats from your property? It lives across the road, but suns itself on the front verandah every day. By night it makes babies on that same verandah... the worst possible sound to wake up to. As if they are killing each other- of course you know why... the male has a spike on his dick (who says humans are the only species with patiriachal tendencies -its built into the cat - Intelligent design my arse), so that poor woman is not screaming out of pleasure. Oh well...punishment for the cats sins...

Not the cheeriest first blog. It'll get better...